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說分手總是有點(diǎn)殘忍，不過現(xiàn)在也變得越來越普遍了。一起看看Twitter上老外最愛用的爆笑短信說分手吧~

Here are some of the most popular texts we've seen on Twitter, but what would you send?

下面就是我們搜羅的推特上最流行的分手短信。如果是你，你會(huì)寫些什么呢？

"It's Not You It's Me."

“不是你的問題，是我的問題?！?/SPAN>

(標(biāo)準(zhǔn)分手開場(chǎng)白啊……)

"I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years."

“我相信你一定見過我的新女友了，她可是你八年來最好的朋友?！?/SPAN>

(這個(gè)也太不厚道了！)

"My hamster just passed away, I just need some space right now."

"我養(yǎng)的倉(cāng)鼠剛剛?cè)ナ懒耍晕椰F(xiàn)在需要一點(diǎn)空間。"

(這倉(cāng)鼠和唐伯虎家的小強(qiáng)有得一拼！)

"The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you."

“這世上只有一件事情比單身一人更糟糕，那就是和你在一起?！?/SPAN>

(這個(gè)忒狠了點(diǎn)吧？多傷人自尊?。?

"Have I told you lately how much I am in love with you? No? Think about it, have a great life."

“我最近有沒有跟你說過我有多愛你？沒有吧？想想這是為什么。記得要好好活下去?！?/SPAN>

(這是反轉(zhuǎn)劇嗎？)

"My new years resolution is to get an upgrade in everything. So..."

“我的新年計(jì)劃就是一切都要重新升級(jí)，所以……”

(一切盡在不言中……)

"My husband just got back from jail."

“我老公馬上就要出獄了?！?/SPAN>

(這是哪個(gè)大哥的女人吧？)

"You're not Canadian. This isn't going to work out."

“你不是加拿大人，所以一切都玩完了。”

(這句是萬能句式啊，只要改個(gè)國(guó)籍就成。)

"...So you wanna tell me about your 7 kids?"

“所以，你想跟我聊你的七個(gè)孩子是嗎？”

(七個(gè)孩紙？這是在演白雪公主和七個(gè)小矮人嗎？)

"We need to talk... "

“我們談一談吧?！?/SPAN>

(先抑后揚(yáng)的句式，后面一般都是上面第一句話“不是你的問題，是我的問題?！?